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Zikten posted...

DevsBro posted...

What am I doing in Asia and/or on a train?

bussiness trip. you are headed to beijing to pitch an idea to a company

Yes, all those people in Asia definitely need my revolutionary smartstapler.

Ok then in that case I whip out the smartstapler and push the secret button thst shoots staples at the attacker, blows a blast of hot air out the window to dry up the lake before he drowns and calls the police.

It's one of 362,981,106,441 emergency situations the button is programmed to handle. Also because it's the demo version it records the whole thing so I can use the footage at the sales pitch.