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TopicLife is for those under 30
Shuto-uke
02/14/18 10:07:45 AM
#48:


Darker Cheshire posted...
I don't quite feel so much for those that only pine for a time they could be irresponsible enough to just sit at home in their underwear playing vidya games and wanking it all summer.


Look at mr. Awesome over here. TC already feels bad about his life, why must you kick him while he is down?

Look, youre 35 and have a house and a wife. Enjoy your 2 minutes under the sun, the pressure of having a mortgage is HUGE. If your wife is around your age her good looks will begin to fade any time now, and next thing you know youre dreading the time you have to touch her pear body just to keep her satisfied. Not only that, in just a couple years your erections will get softer and take more time to happen. Your refractory periods will get longer and longer. Testosterone decreases at 33, by 37 you will get flabby and have trouble building muscle.

You will be stuck with Rogaine, statins, viagra and an overweight significant other in just a year or two, three tops, looking fondly at the days you used to be able to wank and play vidjagames.
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