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| nikko004 02/21/18 2:50:56 PM #21: | AC) This is a stick up You take out your teddy bear from your pocket. As you gaze into his eyes, you can hear a voice echoing in your mind--the voice of muthafuckin' Theodore Roosevelt, the greatest goddamn president of all time. "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far," he says. You tuck Teddy away; god bless you Teddy. You then slam your stick on the counter. The cashier starts sweating. "Uhh, right, that will be $19.99." You tighten your grip on the stick. His pupils are shaking a bit, then he pushes a button on the counter. "Hey, Olga? I'm in trouble here." The door behind him slams open to an extremely large and muscular woman. She speaks with a very deep Russian voice. "What is problem here, tovarisch?" The cashier points at you. Olga grunts, then takes out a REALLY big stick; you might as well call it a telephone pole. What do you do? A) Call upon the wisdom of Teddy B) Run C) Use your stick --- How to open a door, Step one: http://i.imgur.com/EWKRS.gif ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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