If I learned anything from watching RedLetterMedia over the years, its that movie covers and posters more often than not are complete liars. Low-budget schlock titles and rip-off B-movies want your eyeballs and they want your dollars, so they're not above putting awesome shit on their covers to get said eyeballs and dollars. Sitting down to actually watch the flick is another story, as the films either fail to live up to the cover or lack what's on the cover completely. Miami Connection is a different beast however. For once, what you see IS what you get! What a novel concept. So yeah, you're in for motorcycle ninjas, cheesy rock and roll, and yes, you asked for it, someone even gets to open up a letter they got in the mail! And every part of it is beautiful. The artwork here is just shoddy enough to be charming and just good enough to accurately show what's going to be happening. Sure, everyone has potatoes for faces and there's plently of awkward kung-fu and gun-holding but that warm Miami sunset will make sure everything is all right in the end.
I love this poster, I want this poster, and everytime I see neon blue and neon pink on a poster, I think of this movie.
The only thing on the poster we DON'T get... is Miami. ---
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