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Troll_Police_ 03/14/18 6:10:31 PM #9:	bro, just put laxatives in it. once the thief starts shitting his brains out every time he steals your drink, conditioning will start setting in and he will stop doing it. plus, you get the added bonus of knowing for sure who it is when they keep making regular trips to the bathroom. laxatives are legal, and you have a perfectly legitimate excuse to put them into your drink and the company has exactly 0 right to ask you why you did it if they happen to find out. --- Is this going to be one of those times when you pretend not to have a plan until the last moment? And then turn out to really not have one? <cite>Troll_Police_ posted [p:897808222] in This is a ... [t:76415668]...</cite> <quote>bro, just put laxatives in it. once the thief starts shitting his brains out every time he steals your drink, conditioning will start setting in and he will stop doing it. plus, you get the added bonus of knowing for sure who it is when they keep making regular trips to the bathroom. laxatives are legal, and you have a perfectly legitimate excuse to put them into your drink and the company has exactly 0 right to ask you why you did it if they happen to find out. --- Is this going to be one of those times when you pretend not to have a plan until the last moment? And then turn out to really not have one?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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