LogFAQs > #902111871

Pizza's nice. Pizza looks good, pizza's fun to play around with - you can add all sorts of toppings, stuff the crust, it's doughy and feels good in your hands... but it's hard to get full on pizza. And you're just hungry again later. You're never really satisfied with just pizza.

Burger on the other hand is amazing. Burger, you can stuff as much meat between the buns as you wish. Burger is just such a complete experience. You can hold it with both hands, you can eat it, you can absolutely SLAM a burger. You can have it wrapped up for you or just eat it right there, no need for to-go box. Burger is thick, juicy, savory. The smell, the taste, everything about burger is amazing. And when you have burger, you're always satisfied. Nobody walks away after enjoying a big, sexy burger like "man, that was good, but I'm not satisfied." Burger always satisfies.