Elias started the show with his usual antics then shifted to recapping what he did to Seth Rollins last week and followed up making fun of the Houston Rockets. Seth came out and it was chair vs. guitar. Jinder attacked then Roman made the save. Kurt came to the stage and made a tag match.
1. Elias and Jinder beat Seth and Roman in about 18min when Samson pinned Rollins.
Curt Hawkins made a rare RAW appearance along with a table full of tacos. He talked about his last 199 losses in a row (TV and house shows combined). After he wins tonight everyone will get a free taco. He interviewed his enhancement talent opponent James Harden.
2. James Harden beat Curt Hawkins by DQ when Baron Corbin came out, teased Hawkins, and attacked Harden. Corbin then threw Hawkins into the table and tipped it on top of him. WWE sure loves wasting food.
Kurt wanted to know what Corbin was doing. Corbin was tired of being overlooked and went to WWE Corporate to speak to Stephanie. She officially made him "Constable" of RAW. Kurt had to read the letter himself to confirm.
3. Nia Jax pinned Natalya in a non-title match. Afterward Nattie was in pain holding her knee. Ronda Rousey was on commentary and came down to check on her. Nia seemed concerned as they went up the ramp.
4. Braun Strowman pinned Bobby Roode. During the match Roode shit his trunks (no joke). It was GLORIOUS!
Natalya was icing her knee backstage as Nia came in to check on her. Ronda asked if that was enough. Nia had to remind her this isn't ballet, and they were having a match. Nattie left on crutches as they argued.
5. The B-Team won a 7-team battle royal to become #1 contenders. They'll face Matt and Bray at MitB. McIntyre and Ziggler were the favorites, but Dolph was eliminated early, taking Drew with him. The finish came when Slater accidentally knocked Rhyno off the apron.
There was another long Zayn/Lashley promo.
Jinder and Roman were interviewed in different locations back to back. Roman then left and found Jinder which led to another fight. Referees had to separate them.
6. Sasha Banks and Ember Moon beat the Riot Squad. Alexa Bliss was on the team but faked an injury and left a couple of minutes in. At the end Bayley ran down and got a tag from Sasha clearing the ring and pinning Sarah Logan.
Corbin asked Kurt if he was going to allow that. Kurt said it was none of his business, but Corbin reminded him he's now Stephanie's eyes and ears, and what Bayley did wasn't allowed. Either go tell them or he goes to Stephanie. I'm actually with Corbin on this. After the break the women seemed happy. Sasha and Bayley even getting along. Kurt approached them to reverse the decision and gave the Riot Squad the win by DQ. Sasha and Ember left. Corbin was then seen scolding the referee for allowing Bayley's interference.
Big Show was on stage with some of the US Special Olympics team to promote the event.
7. Finn Balor beat Kevin Owens by DQ. They finished with some ladder spots, and Balor landing the Coup de Grace off one to end the show.
