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Topici lied to my gf about being a virgin
stone
07/03/18 9:16:27 AM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
stone posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
well at least now you don't have to lie to your next gf

"why did you and your ex breakup?"
"because I lied to her about not being a virgin and made up fake past relationships to pretend being not who I am"
".... " *walks out on you*
"BUT I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE! COME BACK!"

Lmfao I really hope he learned from this experience and isn't too honest again.

Yeah haha "it just didn't work out". As long as the new girl doesn't ask too many questions, but being vague "we had different opinions on things that made us not compatible" would work.
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