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When it comes to women, pleasing them is super easy. Just follow these 10 easy tricks to have any women all hot and bothered for you:

1) Rapidly smack your lips together and repeatedly say, "Mami, mm, mm, mami"

2) Make sure you regularly tell her you like her huge breasts, girls love compliments

3) When she's upset, make sure you tell her to calm down, remind her that she's overreacting so she remembers to stop freaking out

4) Give her regular commands to do things for you, so she feels wanted and keeps busy; no one likes idle hands except the devil

5) Buy her really uncomfortable clothing and shoes, that way she'll be more willing to take them off to make whoopie

6) Pay as little attention to her as possible unless having or trying to initiate sex, so she mostly remembers you at your best

7) During sex, try to reach orgasm as quickly as possible; girls secretly keep score on how fast they can get men to orgasm, so help her impress her friends with a new high score!

8) Routinely mention to her how attractive you find her other friends; this helps instill confidence in her self worth by reminding her she has such great taste in picking attractive friends

9) While women themselves cannot experience orgasms, the most sexually sensitive part of their body is their shoulders; rubbing these for about 15 seconds is roughly equivalent to a male orgasm

10) Most importantly: have fun!
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