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The evil orange kitty is 16 years old. The vacuum cleaner no longer scares her at all.

Plus she is sneaky. She only poops on things when we are gone, or when we are asleep. It's not a cry for attention or anything, she is just being a jerk face. She's always been a jerk face.

I can't get rid of her either because my wife has had this cat longer than we have been together. She would dumpe before the kitty.

I just need something menacing to yell at her when she acts out.
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