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>Nobert: Bribe Galvin

You sigh and lay on your stomach, still unable to feel your legs from...being violated. "Kid, you're being an even bigger pain in the ass than I thought. I gotta upgrade you to giga-pain in the ass now. Look, how's this sound. I throw you a couple of Icas and you go buy some hentai or whatever you wanna call your lifeless boob drawings--"

Both Dani and Galvin scream at you. "They are NOT mere drawings!"
They then somehow fistbump.

You facepalm and pixelize 36 Ica Coins just to get a flat amount left. "Look, it's a limited time offer. Take it or leave it."

Galvin tightens the grip on his dagger and gets ready to stab you, until a herculean man appears behind him and sends him flying down the stairs.

"Galvin! No hurting...Krugg friends!" booms the big guy.

Evi suddenly springs up to her feet and hugs him. "Krugg is back! Hey Krugg, Krugg friends need the airship after all!"

He scratches his head and looks at you. "He...also Krugg friend?"

You put away the Icas and give him a thumbs up. "Uh...yeah! Absolutely bro, I'm a, uh, a Krugg friend. Whatever that means."

He points at Dani. "Robot...also Krugg friend?"

She turns to you. "I think I'm missing something here. Another player is showing on my minimap. What's happening?"

"A love triangle, probably," you tell her.

She puts her hands to her bucket. "Oh my, I'm sorry, both of you, but I simply cannot--"

Evi runs up to her and flicks her bucket. "Ya doof! It's Krugg!"

She then bows her head. "Oh, Mr. Krugg, my apologies. I'm quite surprised you recovered from your drunken stupor so quickly."

He puts a finger to his chin. "Hmm...oh! Ye, boring sober lady! Krugg like you all! Krugg help with birdboat!"

With that, he whisks all three of you over his shoulders and stomps up the stairs, then to another set of stairs next to it, all until you reach the rooftop.

He throws the three of you down. You get up and see an elegant, gigantic wooden ship with large sprawling Angel Wings on the side. More notably, you also see a big flag on it with a Lion emblem on it.

Krugg spreads his arms out. "Big birdboat! Krugg still can't drive. But Krugg can man gun!

Dani stumbles back on her feet. "Gun?"

"Gun!" he says while holding out finger guns. "Birdboat...have lots of gun!"

You put on your scheming grin. "Hey Krugg, out of curiosity, where do you guys usually fly this thing to?"

He puts a finger to his chin. "Hmm...Krugg party fly to...other Birdtown! Birdtown 2...south. There...Krugg friends from other guild. But Krugg party don't like other guild. "

Evi also stumbles up. "Aw, if you're friends with 'em, they can't be unlikeable!"

You'd stumble up as well but your legs are still numb. "I dunno Evi, I'm the most unlikable person I know. Well, next to Brad, probably."

Dani chimes in. "Can this handle the trip to the Sky Castle?"

Krugg shakes his head. "Big bird castle...scary! Need bigger birdboat. Krugg party try steal other guild birdboat. Two birdboat make big big birdboat. But Krugg don't like idea."

She tilts her head. "You guys can't just use any other airship? I saw a lot flying around the city."

"Birdboat...special," he says as he points to the sky. There you see airships casually gliding around, almost like a bunch of pigeons. But more importantly, you see that they don't have any Angel Wings on them.
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