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| Topic | Experimental CYOA: You might be trapped in a simulation |
| nikko004 09/23/18 6:40:42 PM #316: | >Nobert: ASSUME THE POSITION You put your fingers on the trigger. "I got your fucking password right here!" you yell as you unload a few shots into...the distance. Where the enemy ship is not. You can't actually rotate the gun to where they are since your range can only encompass the side of the ship. You turn to Evi. "Leslie! Turn the damn ship!" She pouts. "Are ya tryin't'order the captain?!" With that, she tilts the wheel. "Don't get me wrong, I'm just exercisin' my judgment as the captain, aight?!" The ship rotates ever so slowly. You revel in silence, then turn back to Evi with your shit-eating fake smile. "Ohoho, dearest captain, whatever are you doing?" She reciprocates your shit smile. "Hahaha, whatever mightcha mean? I simply turned the ship so you can get a better shot!" "Ohoho, of course you did!" You start banging on the gun. "So why the fuck. Did you turn it the wrong goddamn way?!" Meanwhile, you hear Krugg yelling, followed by a barrage of gunshots. You turn around and see the once slightly menacing black flag turn into swiss cheese. Except if that cheese was rotten. And was colored in by a black marker. And if that cheese wasn't actually cheese. But a flag. And that the owners of this cheese flag were very mad that its not actually cheese. And-- --- How to open a door, Step one: https://imgur.com/EWKRS For those with pants - https://tinyurl.com/strangebutyourollwithit ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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