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nikko004 09/26/18 6:51:39 PM #321:	>Dani: Convince the captain to take the bucket off your head, then challenge him to a duel You meekly peep out your words. "Mr. Captain, um--" He clangs your bucket with something metallic. "Yar, that's Mr. Captain Bljarry to ya, lass! What be the big idear, stealin' me men away?!" He then stomps on the floor. "Are ye lads serious right now?! Ye can't even yank off a flimsy bucket?!" He clangs your bucket again. "How about I yank off yer head instead, lass?!" You clear your throat. "Well, um, that sounds to me as though you are taking the easy way here, Mr. Captain Bljarry sir. Are you really about to invalidate the hard work of your crew by cheating?" One of the men chime in. "Oi, don't look down on our Cap'n! He don't need no stinkin' beheadin'!" "Yeah, our Cap'n can wipe us all in arm wrestlin'! He can do this no problem!" says another one of the crew. The captain grumbles a bit. "Yar...fuck it, fine! I'll knock this bucket offa ya lass, but res' assured, I'll behead ye AFTER I do so!" You cross your arms. "Now that is not very gentlemanly of you. Are you looking down on me because I'm female? I demand a fair opportunity to duel with you once you take this bucket off." "Oi, don't look down on our Cap'n! He's the most gentlemanly man I know!" shouts one of the men. "Yeah, Cap'n's the master of respectin' women!" says another. He grunts. "Yar...fuck it, fine! I'll knock this bucket offa ya lass, then I'll knock the livin' daylights outta ya fair an' square!" With that, he death grips your bucket and starts swinging you around like a tornado. Jesus Christ, this is, like, the opposite of respecting women. "YARGH...why...won't...ye...budge?!" he screams. --- How to open a door, Step one: https://imgur.com/EWKRS For those with pants - https://tinyurl.com/strangebutyourollwithit <cite>nikko004 posted [p:909504145] in Experiment... [t:76756807]...</cite> <quote>>Dani: Convince the captain to take the bucket off your head, then challenge him to a duel You meekly peep out your words. "Mr. Captain, um--" He clangs your bucket with something metallic. "Yar, that's Mr. Captain Bljarry to ya, lass! What be the big idear, stealin' me men away?!" He then stomps on the floor. "Are ye lads serious right now?! Ye can't even yank off a flimsy bucket?!" He clangs your bucket again. "How about I yank off yer head instead, lass?!" You clear your throat. "Well, um, that sounds to me as though you are taking the easy way here, Mr. Captain Bljarry sir. Are you really about to invalidate the hard work of your crew by cheating?" One of the men chime in. "Oi, don't look down on our Cap'n! He don't need no stinkin' beheadin'!" "Yeah, our Cap'n can wipe us all in arm wrestlin'! He can do this no problem!" says another one of the crew. The captain grumbles a bit. "Yar...fuck it, fine! I'll knock this bucket offa ya lass, but res' assured, I'll behead ye AFTER I do so!" You cross your arms. "Now that is not very gentlemanly of you. Are you looking down on me because I'm female? I demand a fair opportunity to duel with you once you take this bucket off." "Oi, don't look down on our Cap'n! He's the most gentlemanly man I know!" shouts one of the men. "Yeah, Cap'n's the master of respectin' women!" says another. He grunts. "Yar...fuck it, fine! I'll knock this bucket offa ya lass, then I'll knock the livin' daylights outta ya fair an' square!" With that, he death grips your bucket and starts swinging you around like a tornado. Jesus Christ, this is, like, the opposite of respecting women. "YARGH...why...won't...ye...budge?!" he screams. --- How to open a door, Step one: https://imgur.com/EWKRS For those with pants - https://tinyurl.com/strangebutyourollwithit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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