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>Get some rest

You scratch your head. "Y'know babe, that sounds important and all, but I think I'll take a little nap and let all that sort themselves out."

Amber blinks a few times. "Wh...what? After we just did the opposite of that to this situation? What about your treasurer?--"

You hush her and start heading back out the cafeteria. "Look, Amber, babe, that's that and this is this. Totally different. Plus, to be real with you, I'm tired from having all this amnesia. If the lil' moneybags needs this meeting so urgently, you can tell em' they're free to wake me up and I will be equally free to unleash my entire wrath into their face. Positively, of course."

She frantically gathers her papers and runs after you. "B-but sir!--"

You wave your hand, still facing away as you approach the throne room once more. "You're the best secretary I got. These problems oughta be nothing to you. Don't make me take those words back, capiche?" With that, you head back through the curtains of the throne room.

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>Nobert: Awaken

Your eyes groggily open up to the sight of crashed wood debris and...purple fog. Oh shit, what's going on? You slowly get up; surprisingly, you don't feel like you're in pain, and your HUD still shows full HP. Somehow. Anyways, you look around and see nothing but gravel and really thick purple fog blocking any view ahead.

Suddenly, a metallic dinging sound rings out from the debris. You get ready to materialize your weapons, but see that it's just Dani.

You're about to call out to her, until she starts fidgeting wildly, then erupts into a scream.

You run up to her. "Whoa shit dude, are you okay?--"

She tries to shove you, but still faces the wrong way. "That depends. Is the airship okay?"

"Nope."

"Are we anywhere near a town?"

"Nope."

"Is it just you and me right now?"

"Yope."

"Where the fuck are you."

"Y'over here--"

She faces you and shakes you by your shirt collar. "We! Just lost!"

You push her away and re-adjust your collar. "Jesus Dani, calm your shit! What the hell are you on about?"

She falls to her knees and starts letting out a bucket-muffled sob. "Don't you get it?! We just had a golden opportunity to beat the game despite being so far behind!" She stands up and attempts to shake you again, but she misses, causing her to trip and fall on her bucket. "We lost, Nobert! Dani Satela does not! Fucking! Lose!"

You scratch your head. "Damn Ms. Great Wizard. Didn't think you had a sailor's tongue on you. Whatever happened to being elegant and shit? And why are you so hellbent on winning this thing anyway? I thought the point was to just have fun."

She slowly sits up. "Is that all this is to you? A game?"

"Uh, yes! Duh! It IS a fucking game, Dani!" You flail your arms around. "I thought that's all this was! And don't tell me it's more than that, because you've been refusing to tell us shit for the entire game even though you clearly know so much about it!"

She jumps back to her feet in rage, holding her finger up. "I! ...I."

You smirk. "Yes, I know your eyes aren't working too well right now."

She stomps her foot just like Evi does. "I! Am done with you! I wish I could tell you exactly what it means to win this game, but I can't! Hell, even if I did, you probably won't give a shit! That's all you do!"

You put your hand to your chest. "Hey, I'm like, the main character, alright? I give plenty of shits, okay? It's what main characters do."
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