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>Krugg:

"So," Galvin begins while pinching the bridge of his nose, "you lost our airship."

You grunt. "Ye."

He sits down on the great round table of the Guild Hall. "And you befriended the troublemakers. Who lost our airship."

"Ye."

"AND," he crosses his arms, "you want US to help them out. The troublemakers. Who lost our airship."

You nod nonchalantly. "Ye. Krugg talk clearly. Krugg repeat?"

He smacks your stomach, which of course does not faze you. "No! Krugg won't have to repeat! Krugg needs to recollect his marbles!"

Lionhart pulls him away from you. "Oho, come now Galvin! We of the Lion Heart Guild are not ones to turn away an opportunity to help people!" he says, swishing his cape in the wind.

Galvin facepalms. "Lionhart you insufferable grape, in case you were not aware, ICANTHEON IS UNDER ATTACK RIGHT NOW AND WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT FIRST."

His face perks up with alertness. "What?! That cannot be! Icantheon is a safe haven! Unless the blithering ruffians from the Darkhelm guild dare to--"

Suddenly, the roof gets torn away, revealing an ashy sky full of the labyrinth's airships. Screaming can be heard very audibly in the distance, accompanied by explosions and magic.

A rope from an airship descends from the new hole above you, with a boar-headed brute sliding down. "Ah heard yer tae leaders a'this city! Chief Beef sends 'is regards--"

You walk up to him, emphasizing your size advantage. "Krugg don't like open ceiling. Bad interior design," you say, proceeding to punch him back to his airship.

Galvin grabs your and Lionhart's arms. "Fantastic idea, big guy! Let's get out and defend our city immediately!"

You shrug his hand away. "Krugg still need help saving Krugg friends."

He facepalms. "Krugg! We can save your friends after we save the city--"

"No. Krugg want help now."

He tries to glare you down, but looks away in the end.

"Now now, friends!" says Lionhart patting both of you. "I say we take a break to reflect on this decision, and--"

Suddenly, one of the maid soldiers fly in through the non-existent ceiling, crashing right between you guys.

She coughs up smoke as she tries to dust off her tattered uniform. "Sir Lionhart...I believe this is it for me...if you win, please delete my internet history--"

The boarman crashes back down once again, slamming his entire weight upon her. "Oi! Ah dun't appreciate yer lack a'hospitality!--"

"Krugg don't like dead friends," you say while cracking your knuckles. You then punch him away to the sky.

Galvin flails his arms. "You see this, Krugg?! You'll see a lot more dead friends if you don't help us save the city!"

Lionhart smiles at you. "Know that I shall respect whatever decision you decide to go with, friend."

What do you do?
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