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Krugg: Save city

You sigh and materialize your trusty sledgehammer, the Skullfucker. "Fine. Krugg help--"

Suddenly, out of the corner of your eye, you see a hummingbird nonchalantly flying around amidst the explosions.

You quickly spread your wings and go after it. "KRUGG SAVE YOU, LITTLE BIRD"

"Big guy! Wait!" Galvin yells while trying to chase after you.

"Haha, always a pleasure seeing your antics, friend!" says Lionhart while also following behind.

Up above, an airship looms above you all. One of the crew members are loading up a cannon. "Oh boy, those suckers ain't gonna see this one comin'--"

You punch a hole right through the ship, sending half the crew off due to the shockwave from your fist. "LITTLE BIRD. DANGEROUS HERE."

The cannons from this destroyed ship accidentally fire into the adjacent ships, knocking them off the sky too.

In the distance, one of the airships hover quietly, staying away from the fray. Inside its cabins, a horse-headed man watches the fight go down through his window, as he takes a delicate sip of his tea. "Ohoho, how absolutely barbaric. I cannot possibly fathom how Rob finds this cathartic." He takes another long sip. "Luckily, being a general grants me privileges."
He sees a hummingbird flutter by the window. "Oh, how lovely! Greetings little fellow, how may I help you--"

You crash through his window, tackling him out of the airship at the opposite end. "LITTLE BIRD. PLEASE. SAFETY NOT HERE."

You then fly up, right through the engines and out the deck, leaving a large explosion in your wake as you continue to chase the hummingbird.

Galvin massages his temples as he stops following you. "I have no idea if I should be impressed that he's single handedly doing this, or that he's not even trying."

Lionhart laughs heartily. "I think it is very chivalrous of him!"

"Lionhart, when I die I swear, you are going to chuckle at my funeral."

He pats him on the back. "It'll be an honorable death, I'm sure!"

However, before Galvin could say something back, a mysterious figure appears behind them.

You continue to chase after the bird, jumping from airship to airship, setting off a chain of explosions. Eventually, you get tired and land back on the ground. "Krugg...lose bird." You take a moment to mourn the bird, then lift your hammer to your shoulders. "Back to friends--"

"That's as far as you go," says a mysterious figure from behind

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>Aver: Awaken

You've been awake. You're not one for long naps, after all. You read over some of the reports that your secretary gave you, not really giving a shit about what's on them, while reveling in the comfort of your throne.

A knock on the door. Amber pops out with more papers in hand. "Sir, I'm here to give you an update on the plan so far."

You turn a page. "Good updates, I hope?"

She perks up. "Fantastic updates! We've confirmed that there are about 7 players left alive, sir!"

You look up from your papers. "Oh. That is. A smaller number than I was expecting. Good job, babe."

You also know that the real number would be 6, since you technically count as a player.

She looks over her papers once again. "That leaves us with about 2-3 parties left. That is virtually nothing now!"

You slouch on the throne in relaxation. "Well, we can't rest too easy, babe. It's always some chosen one or some bullshit that gets us."

Someone dashes next to Amber and hands her a paper, then disappears.
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