LogFAQs > #906423010

Red: First of all, Rainbow Brite is incompitent. I'm not sure why they even need her in the first place. The big robot horse comes in asking for her help but honestly, at every single opportunity it is robo-horse saving the day. There is some side-villain that I guess is from whatever show this movie was based on and they serve absolutely no purpose in this movie. I think Rainbow Brite is supposed to be able to do things with her horse, and at times they run on rainbows or whatever, but for whatever reason they have to seem helpless at every opportunity. It makes very little sense.

Inviso: This movie is fucking terrible, yet even after having only watched four movies thus far, its NOT the worst thing Ive seen. Jesus fucking CHRIST this list. Lets discuss the absolute worst parts first: one, if youve never seen Rainbow Brite the TV show? Yeah, this makes NO fucking sense. Its a bunch of random, magical bullshit happening for completely unexplained reasons. Two, fuck this animation. You have a cast of characters that look like deformed mongoloids. Three, FUCK that little helmet-wearing douchebag turning the back half of the movie into a constant stream of casual misogyny. Really, the ONLY redeeming factor to this movie is that, at the very least, the general plot makes SOME sense. Evil villain is trying to erase all light from the universe, Rainbow Brite is trying to stop her. Sadly, thats more than I can say about at least one other film on this list.

Snake: Next-up on the sliding scale of horribleness is this piece of vomit that spawned from the dark recesses of every little girls diary. Cheap animation, even cheaper voice acting, with characters about as complex as a crumpled up piece of paper. I will admit the arrogant horse character was hilarious though.

Genny: I swear 33% of this movie's dialogue consists of Rainbow screaming "OH NO!", or "STARLITE!", 20% is Krys mocking Rainbow for being a girl or him saying he can do something better or some other generic sexism, 30% is Murky and Lurky padding for time, and another 17% is unintelligible gibberish from that robotic steed. That adds up to a 100% painful experience that I don't wish to relive any time soon. And might I add that the one character that could have potentially helped out significantly with her powers, Stormy, and her horse Skydancer stayed behind for some stupid throwaway reason? Plot convenience in a paper-thin plot. Enough said.

Johnbobb: Sorry, too busy projectile vomiting to write anymore.

Charon: This film declined significantly from the start to the end. The only good thing I can say about this is that it'd have been better if it starred Stormy instead. These two pathetic side villains were the worst. The main villain is pretty bad and her dialogue is so laughably bad it's hard to believe anyone even bothered to read this script. "Oh no, Starlite!", I don't think they did at all. The shows that received movies back in the 80's, man.

JONA: On-X was kinda cool, I guess.
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