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Topic	Gauntlet Crew Ranks Animated TV Show Movies
PrinceKaro 08/07/18 8:23:05 PM #61:	27. The Care Bears Movie Karo: 6 Red: 15 Snake: 25 JONA: 25 Johnbobb: 26 Charon: 26 Genny: 26 Stifled: 27 Scarlet: 27 Inviso: 28 Total Score: 231 Karo: The Care Bears are a group of pastel colored teddy bears who are like the guardian angels of the children of earth, and bring the world love, caring, and syrupy greeting card slogans. So the central human character is a young boy who is a mistreated assistant to a stage magician. Because his boss for some reason has the Necronomicon in his wagon of magic props, the boy becomes a thrall to an evil demon. The Care Bears of course have to go save the day, albeit in a very roundabout way that drags out the movie and gives them a chance to meet their cousins, who look just like them except they are all different kinds of animals (that must have been a very interesting romantic evening). It a cute and inoffensive movie that has a certain sappy charm to it, and though there is not really a whole lot to the plot honestly I could think of a lot worse things we could be feeding into our childrens' brains than the importance of forgiveness and caring about the feelings of others. Red: First of all, the Care Bear cousins are vastly superior to the regular Care Bears. Dumb generic 80s kid decides listening to a clearly evil spirit is in his best interest and they decide to take over the world. The Care Bears partner with even more generic 80s kids to save the world. Honestly, the movie gets better as the cast gets larger(Mainly, cause the cousins have more personality than the generic friend bears). Snake: Some of the worst, god-awful Ive ever had the displeasure of listening to in a full-length movie. As with most movies around this time period, its made to sell toys with leads to awkward storytelling methods. Has as much depth as a Hallmark greeting card. I did enjoy The Spirit, even if it was just laughter at the fact she was a floating head in a book. JONA: The villain is what brings this movie up to a whopping ranking of 25. She's actually kinda menacing and threatening. Johnbobb: The Care Bears movie wasnt where I expected to see a bunch of children beating the shit out of each other but there it is, and Im glad. A few years back I had the pleasure of watching Adventures in Lalaloopsy Land: The Search for Pillow. I cant even remember how I saw it; I think a friend put it on Netflix as a joke or something? We ended up watching through the entire thing and laughing our asses off because of how absolutely ridiculous it is. The Care Bears Movie doesnt QUITE make it that far, but damn if it doesnt try. Secret Bear says not to worry about falling, worry about the lion instead! Charon: Boy, this one was hard to enjoy. Nicholas and the Spirit had some enjoyable, over-the-top villain moments. Beyond those two however, boy was this one not very good. The only bear I might have enjoyed at all had a reduced role and he sold out in the ending sequence; which by the way, glad to see that sing-to-close number way back in the 80s, ugh. The bears themselves are hard to like. Tenderheart is portrayed to be this leader but he's so inept and basically allows the spirit to get loose in the first place. Those animals... those animals! Shameless attempt at selling stuffed toys; so many useless bit characters there. Braveheart was so useless, it was almost sad to watch how pathetic he was. Oh, I just remembered my favorite character! The Star! The star on the boat when they were sailing on the river. The expression change thing was a lot of fun, I liked him. The entire movie should have been that star reacting to things. --- https://imgur.com/ptVv7Hu all going according to the plan of BKSheikah* this time...* <cite>PrinceKaro posted [p:906452950] in Gauntlet C... [t:76875835]...</cite> <quote>27. The Care Bears Movie Karo: 6 Red: 15 Snake: 25 JONA: 25 Johnbobb: 26 Charon: 26 Genny: 26 Stifled: 27 Scarlet: 27 Inviso: 28 Total Score: 231 Karo: The Care Bears are a group of pastel colored teddy bears who are like the guardian angels of the children of earth, and bring the world love, caring, and syrupy greeting card slogans. So the central human character is a young boy who is a mistreated assistant to a stage magician. Because his boss for some reason has the Necronomicon in his wagon of magic props, the boy becomes a thrall to an evil demon. The Care Bears of course have to go save the day, albeit in a very roundabout way that drags out the movie and gives them a chance to meet their cousins, who look just like them except they are all different kinds of animals (that must have been a very interesting romantic evening). It a cute and inoffensive movie that has a certain sappy charm to it, and though there is not really a whole lot to the plot honestly I could think of a lot worse things we could be feeding into our childrens' brains than the importance of forgiveness and caring about the feelings of others. Red: First of all, the Care Bear cousins are vastly superior to the regular Care Bears. Dumb generic 80s kid decides listening to a clearly evil spirit is in his best interest and they decide to take over the world. The Care Bears partner with even more generic 80s kids to save the world. Honestly, the movie gets better as the cast gets larger(Mainly, cause the cousins have more personality than the generic friend bears). Snake: Some of the worst, god-awful Ive ever had the displeasure of listening to in a full-length movie. As with most movies around this time period, its made to sell toys with leads to awkward storytelling methods. Has as much depth as a Hallmark greeting card. I did enjoy The Spirit, even if it was just laughter at the fact she was a floating head in a book. JONA: The villain is what brings this movie up to a whopping ranking of 25. She's actually kinda menacing and threatening. Johnbobb: The Care Bears movie wasnt where I expected to see a bunch of children beating the shit out of each other but there it is, and Im glad. A few years back I had the pleasure of watching Adventures in Lalaloopsy Land: The Search for Pillow. I cant even remember how I saw it; I think a friend put it on Netflix as a joke or something? We ended up watching through the entire thing and laughing our asses off because of how absolutely ridiculous it is. The Care Bears Movie doesnt QUITE make it that far, but damn if it doesnt try. Secret Bear says not to worry about falling, worry about the lion instead! Charon: Boy, this one was hard to enjoy. Nicholas and the Spirit had some enjoyable, over-the-top villain moments. Beyond those two however, boy was this one not very good. The only bear I might have enjoyed at all had a reduced role and he sold out in the ending sequence; which by the way, glad to see that sing-to-close number way back in the 80s, ugh. The bears themselves are hard to like. Tenderheart is portrayed to be this leader but he's so inept and basically allows the spirit to get loose in the first place. Those animals... those animals! Shameless attempt at selling stuffed toys; so many useless bit characters there. Braveheart was so useless, it was almost sad to watch how pathetic he was. Oh, I just remembered my favorite character! The Star! The star on the boat when they were sailing on the river. The expression change thing was a lot of fun, I liked him. The entire movie should have been that star reacting to things. --- https://imgur.com/ptVv7Hu all going according to the plan of BKSheikah this time...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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