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Stifled: This is completely soul crushing to me. I have to put a movie about BEARS in the bottom spot. Im a Bear Bro dammit! But this movie is bad. Unforgivably bad. Its the kind of bad that bankrupts movie studios. Or at the very least, causes them to not make animated movies for more than a decade.
So its a mess. It takes the inherent problems of a movie based on a toy line and just pees on them. They dont go for the dump because they want to suck you in, thinking its more of the same mindless drivel of the first movie. So they just pee on you instead. Its sterile, you think to yourself as the pee lands on you. It isnt a lot at first. Just enough of a stream to reach your ankle. Your sock is taking the brunt of it. But then they keep peeing. The stream starts to intensify as the plot makes less sense and more care animals appear. Its on your knees and has made your shorts noticeably wet. But heres the real kicker. The camp kids come on the screen with their horrible voice acting. You thought the animals had it bad? They dont even know what little girls and little boys are supposed to sound like. The little boys clearly sound like girls and the little girls have deep man voices. Its at this point the pee reaches its powerful finale, reaching your eyes and breaching your mouth. You try to spit it out, but each line of dialog makes it keep coming. And coming. And before you know it you are covered in pee. But your kids are so into this that you cant leave. You have to just endure the pee. And whats worse is you opened yourself up to buying the official merchandise after the movie. Better get a napkin and wipe the pee off your money.

Traviss Opinion: He got excited and said Care Bears out loud in a weird southern belle voice. But then after watching for about 5-10 minutes, he gave up and ignored it.

Genny: Before I post this writeup, first let me posit a riddle: How can a sequel, which rides off the profit of a previous installment have worse production values than the original? Answer: Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation finds a way, but if you think the animation is the only thing that's taken a nosedive here brother I have got quite a surprise for you! Let's start with the characterization. Oh wait, ha ha they've aged down the characters you might sort of have enjoyed from the first movie into fucking babies muppet style for the entire first act, which equates to almost HALF THE G-DAMNED MOVIE, and they've replaced the lead roles with two new characters no one could give a flying shit about because True Heart Bear and Noble Heart Horse are worthless and accomplish nothing. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
The antagonist of this film is also significantly worse. Dark Heart starts off as this formless, genderless, inherently evil eldritch horror, but because this is a kid's movie by the end of it all he develops feelings and his only desire was to become a real boy with friends all along. As they would have said around the time this movie was released, "Gag me with a spoon!" Don't even get me started on the loser kids. Christy had potential to be an interesting character, but she, along with everything else this movie had to offer, was squandered. I've wasted enough words on this mess of a film.
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all going according to the plan of BKSheikah this time...