LogFAQs > #907410628

Most amusement park jobs are pretty terrible. You have to smile all the time, even while you're cleaning up some kid's barf.

The job of mascot looks fun, but it's extremely competitive, you need to be in very good shape and be a good dancer, the suits are typically extremely hot, and you have asshats who like to trip/kick/grope/etc the characters.

Ride attendants have to deal with thousands or tens of thousands of annoying customers all day. Imagine having to work the lunch rush at McDonalds all day long.

Hosts (like the boat captains on the Jungle Cruise) have to repeat the same stupid spiel dozens of times a day for years. "And there you have it, the back side of water!"

Even the interesting sounding jobs like locomotive engineer or monorail driver are incredibly boring because you just keep going around and around and around on the same track every day.