LogFAQs > #908022899

I know I'm for sure not going to be any girl's biggest, but you just have to own it and fuck her brains out anyway.

The thing that's most embarrassing is when your flaccid size is pretty not great lol. Most of us are long past the locker room days now, but when having a new partner you pretty much don't want to be seen naked unless you're fully hard and ready to go. Do girls even know about growers vs. showers? I wish I was like 5" or more flaccid, then I wouldn't give a fuck about pretty much anyone seeing me naked. It'd just be like "Yep, that's my penis."

That feels when every male anatomy diagram is like six inches flaccid.
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