My gf and I were in a car accident. We call 911. Cops response 'Is your car driveable and you're not seriously injured? Ok then clear the debris yourself' *click*
We also had three men try to break into our house the night before Thanksgiving at 3 am. So I call the cops. Their response? "Did they get in? No? Ok call us when they do".
So I find it hilarious when people say 'next time you need help, call a crack head '. Cause honestly, you may as well. Because I've called the cops three times in my life. Twice they did nothing and once I had a gun pulled on me.
So again. Fuck the police
Crackheads are the most helpful people on the planet. ---