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| Topic | "Pre-Order Assassin's Creed and unlock a Unicorn!" |
| ParanoidObsessive 09/26/18 7:30:42 PM #17: | FinalFantasyVII posted... It's not just the lame preorder bonus concept it's the fact that you're an assassin riding Unicorns. You've never been an assassin, though. You've always been an asshole in the present pretending to be an assassin in a virtual reality video game based on genetic memories, trying to discover the secrets of an ancient civilization with technology so advanced it's essentially magic. If it helps you to cope, assume one of the present-day Abstergo programmers added the unicorn to the Animus code as an easter egg, and they'll get yelled at by their Templar bosses if they ever find out about it. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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