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TopicIs there a good solution for itchy mosquito bites?
HylianPaladin
10/08/18 5:31:54 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
Personally, I let my fingernails grow for a few days, and then I scratch the mosquito bites vigorously until they burst open a little bit. Just kinda shaving down a few layers of skin until they get juicy. It's never from blood though, it's just juicy from pus and a clear watery substance that was saturating the mosquito bite. Then after a few hours, the little clear scabbie hardens. And then I rip it off with such delight. This sometimes gets the wound to actually bleed now. Which makes a legit blood scab. Which I also then rip off, with much delight. This creates another scab. And another scab. Each mosquito bite can usually get me anywhere from 5-10 decent deep scabs to dig up. Eventually the skin gets so pink/purple that it will no longer scab. And then, after a few months....the "scarred" area fades away into the rest of my skin around it. And you can't even see it.

It was a fun ride. Thank you, Mrs. Mosquito.

(note how I said "Mrs." because only female mosquitoes bite. How typical, eh bros!? **holds hand up for a high five he will never actually receive**)


I heard only PREGNANT female mosquitoes bite. So is it bitch-slapping if we kill a female mosquito?
Does this mean the ones that only buzz are the fellas distracting us so their lady mosquitoes can eat?
Such loyalty in mosquitoes, good Arceus almighty.
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