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ThyCorndog posted...

adult male silverback gorillas weigh anywhere from 300 to 430lb
let's average it to 365

we're looking at 365 billion pounds of gorilla
if chad apache can lift twice his weight (34k), he can only lift approximately 0.0000093% of the gorillas at once, which is only about 93 gorillas

sorry chad apache, but I think the gorillas got this one

But the lifting motion here is that of a deadlift, not a bench press. Assuming human strength rations, Chad can pick up closer to 150 (if not more) gorillas by mass, although it'll be like the dude who can't hold all those limes.

So... pick 'em up, ascend, drop. Let gravity or thin air do the rest. After about 7 million trips, the gorillas will have lost. Ammo schammo.
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