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TopicWhat exactly is it about dolphins that turns you on so much?
WilliamPorygon
10/20/18 1:00:38 AM
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Well, if you really want me to answer that:
- Intelligence is a very attractive trait for me, and dolphins are generally very intelligent, while I generally perceive the average human to be only moderately intelligent, and life experiences have taught me that a good portion of the human population are just plain dumb.
- They also tend to be happy and enjoy life more, whereas humans are generally miserable.
- They lack certain physical features I mostly find unattractive (legs/feet, boobs, butts) and have ones that look better/cuter instead (tail flukes, dorsal fin).
- There are a myriad of reasons why I absolutely never want to father a human child, but I'd actually be happy to parent and raise a few dolphins if it were biologically possible.
- Probably also some other psychological things I really don't know or understand \_()_/
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