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Zigzagoon posted...

How the Grinch leaked Smash Bros

From the SSBU board:

Every User Down in SmashFAQs Liked Pre-release hype a lot...
But the Grinch, Who lived up in France, Did NOT!
The Grinch hated Pre-release hype! The whole Pre-release season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

Maybe it was because he thought it was a waste.
Or perhaps the final roster wasn't to his taste.
But I think the real cause of which
Was that he didn't own a Nintendo Switch

So then the Grinch, while he sat in his chair
Decided to make Ultimate for everyone unfair
I shall release a leak all blurry and askew!
One thatll make all of SmashFAQs argue!

With that the Grinch with a snap and a shot
Uploaded a link right on the spot
He added some characters here and there
And even had space for Shadow and Banjo to spare

As The Grinch Snapped the Roster with a Quick Snap
He knew he had to find a scapegoat to deal with the legal crap
He came across Frenchman Eric Picard
Who's position at his company was held in High Regard

Excuse me Sir why are you taking that Pic?
Don't you know that would get you fired real quick?

But of course the Grinch was so smart and so slick,
that he thought up a lie and thought it up quick.

Why my dear French Man
There's a leak in the pipes near these files
So I took a picture to report it to Cooperate Plumbing in Style
So I'm fixing the leak and fixing it right
For the pipes need to be sealed shut tight

And his fib fooled the frenchman and patted his head.
He got him a drink and sent him to bed.
And Stole his ID and placed it in the pic instead
For after all, the Nintendo Ninjas were out for his head
So The Grinch put a French man in his place and marked him for dead.
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Black Turtle did a pretty good job.