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TopicYour building is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random toddler.
SchoolForAnts
11/17/18 1:45:30 PM
#13:


Middle hope posted...
The toddler. Anyone who would choose the dog is a monster.


My dog:

- I am his dad, brother, best friend, provider, hero and his world, all rolled up into one.

- He loves me unconditionally and would probably fight a cougar for me, knowing he would get his ass kicked.

- his definition of happiness? Me

Random toddler:

- doesnt give a fuck about me

- I will never see it again

- some relative of his may find a way to sue me for something

- may poop, piss or barf on me while I rescue it.

- may grow up to be an asshole

Why would anyone choose the baby, because he is human too?
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