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I had one years ago where I was at some outdoor food court and some dude was shooting "energy modulation beams" from his hands, which would break up atomic bonds and cause matter to just fall apart.
I figured out how to fire them back, and apparently I was the only other person who could do this so I decided to stop him.
After an intense shootout, I finally managed to hit the guy in the head which put a hole in his skull. He was totally unfazed and started shooting again. In a daring maneuver, I grabbed a fork from a nearby table and charged at him, stabbing him in the brain.
However, that still didn't stop him so while he was still struggling to stand back up I grabbed a knife and sawed off his head.
He finally stopped moving after that so I dug two holes, burying his body in one and placing his head inside a shoebox in the other.
A couple high school girls had shown up just in time to see me decapitate and bury him and, as I walked away, looked at me in disgust, totally unaware that I had just saved them.
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