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Topic	Gauntlet Crew Ranks Planet of the Apes movies
WickIebee 12/14/18 6:05:03 PM #9:	"Can we just hold an intervention for Tim Burton? He needs to stop remaking shit. I mean sure, those two Batman movies were pretty good. But this and the Alice in Wonderland movies? Get the fuck out of here. The ape costumes were absolute garbage. They reminded me of how terrible the costumes were in the live action Grinch movie. They looked like horrible costumes you would find at a hole in the wall Halloween costume shop. The acting was completely awful and hammy. Mark Wahlburg in particular put in perhaps the worst performance of his career. He was probably as surprised as I was that he got the part instead of Johnny Depp. And speaking of people that are ALWAYS in Tim Burton movies, hi Helena Bonham Carter. She was awful too. All of the apes sitting around together and talking reminded me of bad Power Ranger villain dialog, but without the cheesy fun. And what the hell was up with Tim Burton naming a random ape character Nova? That would be like if I remade Star Wars and named a stormtrooper Leia. Good lord this movie was goofy and stupid. Traviss Opinion: When the movie came on with the outer space scene, he asked if we were watching Star Wars. I said absolutely not. He desperately wanted it to be Star Wars. Later on, Travis asked if one of the badly designed ape characters was Chewbacca. I laughed, but I also felt bad for poor Chewie being compared tothat. Travis was also very interested in the initial pod crash and anytime something was on fire. He asked both me and one of his plushies if the apes should get a fire truck to put out the fire." ~Stifled "I'm in charge here. Not you. Now get out of my face! Like I tell my men: Don't bother reporting in, unless it's to tell me you got the job done.You serious? You don't know what a Ghoul is? A goddamn disaster waiting to happen that's what they are." ~Chief Gustavo (Yes, this is what Wickle's doing for write-ups. This is not one he's as happy with. Some better ones will come.) --- I'll just go back to gifs. Not like the winner was gonna click my topic. https://imgur.com/SXyi7uX <cite>WickIebee posted [p:914134325] in Gauntlet C... [t:77302106]...</cite> <quote>"Can we just hold an intervention for Tim Burton? He needs to stop remaking shit. I mean sure, those two Batman movies were pretty good. But this and the Alice in Wonderland movies? Get the fuck out of here. The ape costumes were absolute garbage. They reminded me of how terrible the costumes were in the live action Grinch movie. They looked like horrible costumes you would find at a hole in the wall Halloween costume shop. The acting was completely awful and hammy. Mark Wahlburg in particular put in perhaps the worst performance of his career. He was probably as surprised as I was that he got the part instead of Johnny Depp. And speaking of people that are ALWAYS in Tim Burton movies, hi Helena Bonham Carter. She was awful too. All of the apes sitting around together and talking reminded me of bad Power Ranger villain dialog, but without the cheesy fun. And what the hell was up with Tim Burton naming a random ape character Nova? That would be like if I remade Star Wars and named a stormtrooper Leia. Good lord this movie was goofy and stupid. Traviss Opinion: When the movie came on with the outer space scene, he asked if we were watching Star Wars. I said absolutely not. He desperately wanted it to be Star Wars. Later on, Travis asked if one of the badly designed ape characters was Chewbacca. I laughed, but I also felt bad for poor Chewie being compared tothat. Travis was also very interested in the initial pod crash and anytime something was on fire. He asked both me and one of his plushies if the apes should get a fire truck to put out the fire." ~Stifled "I'm in charge here. Not you. Now get out of my face! Like I tell my men: Don't bother reporting in, unless it's to tell me you got the job done.You serious? You don't know what a Ghoul is? A goddamn disaster waiting to happen that's what they are." ~Chief Gustavo (Yes, this is what Wickle's doing for write-ups. This is not one he's as happy with. Some better ones will come.) --- I'll just go back to gifs. Not like the winner was gonna click my topic. https://imgur.com/SXyi7uX</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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