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You're walking down the street carrying your eggs, motor oil, fancy oils, meat, wine bottles and other Christmas groceries when you're approached by a big black British man called Wesley who says "Watch out bruv, the path gets all slipperly and uneven in a pinch"

You scoff and ignore him, thinking you know better when a few moments later you slip on a icy inclined slab and trip, sending all your groceries flying. They all land outside of a bar on a on a pristine condition Ecosse FE Ti XX motorcycle, causing severe damage and a gigantic mess.

This bike is one of many lined up outside of a bar and belongs to the leader of a biker gang, the smallest member of which is 6 foot,1 and 214 pounds.

The 7 Bikers saw the whole thing and start to approach you being lead by their furious leader in their rough tough leather boots.

Wesley sees this about to esclate, steps in and says "Hey bruv, it was an accident. He weren't trying to duff up your jamjar he ju-" but gets shoved away effortlessly as they advance on you.



What do you do?
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