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Topic	Why does Donkey Kong get his own country?
gunplagirl 12/31/18 12:23:04 AM #12:	Donkey Kong had the US government and several other European nations steal the land from the native population and in the decades since he was given that country, he's reduced the size of land that the native population is allowed to inhabit or even travel through. As a result, the natives turned to King K Rool to lead them and every time he launches a peanut gun at Donkey Kong Country, the DKC leadership opts to return fire with missile salvos resulting in mass casualties. And what's worse, is that the United States government fully funds the operations of DKC. Oh, another fact about DKC, every citizen is required to serve in the military for several years. Ever wonder why we have both young and old Kongs fighting? --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:914959667] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong had the US government and several other European nations steal the land from the native population and in the decades since he was given that country, he's reduced the size of land that the native population is allowed to inhabit or even travel through. As a result, the natives turned to King K Rool to lead them and every time he launches a peanut gun at Donkey Kong Country, the DKC leadership opts to return fire with missile salvos resulting in mass casualties. And what's worse, is that the United States government fully funds the operations of DKC. Oh, another fact about DKC, every citizen is required to serve in the military for several years. Ever wonder why we have both young and old Kongs fighting? --- Pew pew!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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