See, us dudes usually won't go like "haha, my girlfriend swallows" to our buddies. We'd not tell our friend "dude, your girl has some big round boobs, I'd like to touch those" or something like that, we'd be shitty friends, and also, we'd get punched in the face, rightly so.
Girls are supposed to be the ones who are all about intimacy and all, but when they're around their (girl) friends they have "woman to woman" conversations like "I love Jeff, he is the best boyfriend ever, but he has this weird penis that is more like a tree stump, it's like, very short, but also very thick, I feel I am fucking a tree that was cut by a lumberjack, what do I do?" And the girls will offer their advice.
Or they will "brag" of what a close relationship they have to their significant others by bragging he saw the avengers and cried like a baby when thor did whatever so she cuddled him so he could cry... thus making the boyfriend the cry-guy.
They think they're putting their relationship on a high pedestal and rubbing it on their girl's faces, but come breakup then the boyfriend is Mr. tree stump dick cry guy.
