LogFAQs > #922705814

You know, it's really not that big of a deal to fart during sex. It's like, you know," her mom pointed out.

The two discussed that issue and that same day, and they decided not to. That's the most basic of hygiene tips you can apply, and one that may save the lives of the millions of people who may think to use them.

The most basic hygiene tip: If you're having sex, avoid farting, whether you're carrying two kids or six. Even when you're lying, think like, "Why the heck are I farting? I'll never be able to have a baby or raise a family." And that's where the practice of farting stops, because you will be able to raise a small family of tiny, adorable kids, and if you get that right, even have a baby, you'll always think like, "Fuck it, let's just get started."