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Topic	CYOA: You are the HR manager for a criminal organization.
HotLap 06/04/19 10:52:15 PM #18:	"Let's talk about the buddy system, okay?" you try to change the subject. "We're criminals. This is a dangerous job and we shouldn't try to do it alone. One could say that Hector died because the principles of the buddy system were not being followed." "Oh so I was supposed to just crawl out and die with him?" Smilin' Gary's nostrils flare. "Nope, that's not what-" "That's a dick thing to say, guy," Barnswallow Bill comes to Gary's defense. "I was there too. Was I supposed to just throw myself on their corpses?" "Absolutely not. Gary and Bill, you two followed the buddy system perfectly," you reassure them. "It was Hector who abandoned his buddies to read a popsicle stick." "Talkin' shit about the dead?" Goblin Jon shakes his head. "Nice, dude. Real classy." "He was our fucking brother. How dare you," Horny Roger berates you. "Look, I'm not trying to disrespect Hector's memory," you hold your arms up. "I just want you guys to know that dying for a punchline isn't worth it." "Maybe to you it isn't," Smilin' Gary calls you out. "It wasn't just the punchline. Hector believed in something better. We had something good, but he wanted something great. Not just for him, but for all of us. He wanted us all to laugh for once. He died believing there was something better than the meat ball." "What the fuck are you talking about?" you look around incredulously. The crowd starts to talk among themselves, almost fully ignoring the presentation. Meth Carlton turns his back and discreetly tries to smoke some crystal despite the cloud forming around him. Notorious Greg fires another round into the floor, but this time the bullet bounces up and nicks him in the hand. This has really gone off the rails. What do you do? A) You can't deal with this anymore. Start looking for another job. B) Take Goblin Jon and Notorious Greg to the emergency room. C) Ask the gang leader for tips on getting through to the employees. D) Call a urinalysis lab to administer drug tests for everyone. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:922802161] in CYOA: You ... [t:77758206]...</cite> <quote>"Let's talk about the buddy system, okay?" you try to change the subject. "We're criminals. This is a dangerous job and we shouldn't try to do it alone. One could say that Hector died because the principles of the buddy system were not being followed." "Oh so I was supposed to just crawl out and die with him?" Smilin' Gary's nostrils flare. "Nope, that's not what-" "That's a dick thing to say, guy," Barnswallow Bill comes to Gary's defense. "I was there too. Was I supposed to just throw myself on their corpses?" "Absolutely not. Gary and Bill, you two followed the buddy system perfectly," you reassure them. "It was Hector who abandoned his buddies to read a popsicle stick." "Talkin' shit about the dead?" Goblin Jon shakes his head. "Nice, dude. Real classy." "He was our fucking brother. How dare you," Horny Roger berates you. "Look, I'm not trying to disrespect Hector's memory," you hold your arms up. "I just want you guys to know that dying for a punchline isn't worth it." "Maybe to you it isn't," Smilin' Gary calls you out. "It wasn't just the punchline. Hector believed in something better. We had something good, but he wanted something great. Not just for him, but for all of us. He wanted us all to laugh for once. He died believing there was something better than the meat ball." "What the fuck are you talking about?" you look around incredulously. The crowd starts to talk among themselves, almost fully ignoring the presentation. Meth Carlton turns his back and discreetly tries to smoke some crystal despite the cloud forming around him. Notorious Greg fires another round into the floor, but this time the bullet bounces up and nicks him in the hand. This has really gone off the rails. What do you do? A) You can't deal with this anymore. Start looking for another job. B) Take Goblin Jon and Notorious Greg to the emergency room. C) Ask the gang leader for tips on getting through to the employees. D) Call a urinalysis lab to administer drug tests for everyone. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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