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3 Straight Morons, John Hugo, Mark Sahady and Chris Bartleyfrom Boston wanted to plan their own "Pride Parade" as cities across the world are preparing for LGBTQ Pride Month...but they want their own called "STRAIGHT PRIDE" which has met with much criticism and ridicule!! The trio blame LEFTIES for the parade after ostracising STRAIGHT people for far too long by pushing the "gay agenda"!!

Under the name "Super Happy Fun America", the 3 conservative freaks said they are working on "behalf of the straight community in order to foster respect and awareness with people from all walks of life" as they want to "edcuate" the public, politicians about the straight community and their unique problems

They are now being branded as "Broflakes" as one female users said "The straight pride parade with mostly men because very few women will get to come"

and another said "Isn't straight pride parade just the drive thru line at Chick-Fil-A?"

Alexandria Ocasio Corte said "Will Straight Pride be a Freaky Friday type situation where all of our history books, movies, stories, media, news etc..feature mostly LGBTQ+ people & perspectives? Will people come out as straight? What woul folks march in? Socks w/ sandals and mom jeans?"

Captain America's Chris Evans quipped that the march sounded like a "cool initiative" but suggested it be renamed "desperately trying to bury our won gay thoughts by being homophobic because no one has taught us how to access our emotions as children? parade?"

Rock Group Smash Mouth wrote "Straight Pride Parade? F*** OFF"

Republican Congressman hopeful, John Hugo said their message is being miscontrued insisting it isn't anti-lgbt as he told Dailymail they had hundreds reaching out to them because they an OPPRESSED MAJORITY and blames the LEFTISTS for being so polarizing and said they're even attacking Mark Sahady as a "white supremacist" but that he's an Arab

He said Straight people are an oppressed majority and want tolerance for everybody, not just for the LGBTQ.

They say the march is not motivated by Homophobia and cited their keynote speaker was gay a conservative but won't say who. They said their "gay ambassador" Chris Bartley is a homosexual

They said anything they talk about traditional, they're vilified. All they want is to preach the value of the STATUS QUO for the "straight" lifestyle.

When questioned why there is a need for this,t hey said they find themselves maligned by the Gay Community for not accepting their demand for marriage equality

Sahady is also a part of the right wing group Oppose Marxism as this parade is set for August 31st with a route mapped out, including passing by LGBT bars

Chris Bartley, their gay member said he's there to combat "heterophobia" after he was ostracized from established advocacy groups for merely suggesting straight people deserve equal rights..

And while he says he's Gay, he's perfectly fine that Gay Marriage SHOULDN'T be legal because he doesn't believe they should change a law to benefit people like him as the Marriage is a "Christian" right

Do you think believe in the Status Quo in "Marriage"?

John Hugo - Bald Shrimp





Mark Sahady - Golem Head



Chris Bartley - Straight Wannabe







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<cite>Full Throttle posted [p:922847397] in These are ... [t:77764985]...</cite> <quote> Do you think the status quo for marriage should remain the same? - Results (3 votes) Yes. Marriage should ONLY be between a man and woman. No exceptions. 33.33% (1 vote) 1 No. I have no problem extending it for gay people. Why do conservative pricks care who gets married? 66.67% (2 votes) 2 3 Straight Morons, John Hugo, Mark Sahady and Chris Bartleyfrom Boston wanted to plan their own "Pride Parade" as cities across the world are preparing for LGBTQ Pride Month...but they want their own called "STRAIGHT PRIDE" which has met with much criticism and ridicule!! The trio blame LEFTIES for the parade after ostracising STRAIGHT people for far too long by pushing the "gay agenda"!! Under the name "Super Happy Fun America", the 3 conservative freaks said they are working on "behalf of the straight community in order to foster respect and awareness with people from all walks of life" as they want to "edcuate" the public, politicians about the straight community and their unique problems They are now being branded as "Broflakes" as one female users said "The straight pride parade with mostly men because very few women will get to come" and another said "Isn't straight pride parade just the drive thru line at Chick-Fil-A?" Alexandria Ocasio Corte said "Will Straight Pride be a Freaky Friday type situation where all of our history books, movies, stories, media, news etc..feature mostly LGBTQ+ people & perspectives? Will people come out as straight? What woul folks march in? Socks w/ sandals and mom jeans?" Captain America's Chris Evans quipped that the march sounded like a "cool initiative" but suggested it be renamed "desperately trying to bury our won gay thoughts by being homophobic because no one has taught us how to access our emotions as children? parade?" Rock Group Smash Mouth wrote "Straight Pride Parade? F*** OFF" Republican Congressman hopeful, John Hugo said their message is being miscontrued insisting it isn't anti-lgbt as he told Dailymail they had hundreds reaching out to them because they an OPPRESSED MAJORITY and blames the LEFTISTS for being so polarizing and said they're even attacking Mark Sahady as a "white supremacist" but that he's an Arab He said Straight people are an oppressed majority and want tolerance for everybody, not just for the LGBTQ. They say the march is not motivated by Homophobia and cited their keynote speaker was gay a conservative but won't say who. They said their "gay ambassador" Chris Bartley is a homosexual They said anything they talk about traditional, they're vilified. All they want is to preach the value of the STATUS QUO for the "straight" lifestyle. When questioned why there is a need for this,t hey said they find themselves maligned by the Gay Community for not accepting their demand for marriage equality Sahady is also a part of the right wing group Oppose Marxism as this parade is set for August 31st with a route mapped out, including passing by LGBT bars Chris Bartley, their gay member said he's there to combat "heterophobia" after he was ostracized from established advocacy groups for merely suggesting straight people deserve equal rights.. And while he says he's Gay, he's perfectly fine that Gay Marriage SHOULDN'T be legal because he doesn't believe they should change a law to benefit people like him as the Marriage is a "Christian" right Do you think believe in the Status Quo in "Marriage"? John Hugo - Bald Shrimp Mark Sahady - Golem Head Chris Bartley - Straight Wannabe Twitter - </quote>

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