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So its funny. My fathers sister didnt bother to leave me a message, but instead called my mothers sister to have her let me know that she, my fathers sister, wanted me to call her... . Because a voicemail clearly couldntve given that information to me. So I told my mothers sister that I didnt want to talk to my fathers sister, partly because shes the devil and partly because all she had to do was leave me a goddamned voicemail saying to call her back because its urgent!

A few minutes later I get a voicemail from my fathers brother saying to call him back because its urgent. I think my message got across.
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Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens.
...and he was never heard from again.