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jpenny2 posted...

Remember how he kept saying he and Kat couldn't get married, weren't going to get married, and then it turned out he'd been blatantly lying about that for months? Well, he's said on numerous occasions that they don't want kids and Kat isn't pregnant, so if this follows a similar pattern, then the announcement will be that he now has a kid. :P

Remember the Leanna hospital saga? The whole visit lasted what, maybe 4 hours? But Phil ranted on, HE was inconvenienced, HE had to deal with all the "bullshit", HE wasn't going to let Leanna be admitted anymore, HE told the doctors off.

He is so fucking self-centered that there is almost no way he wouldn't make something this huge not about himself.

You can bet your ass that if a baby was coming, he wouldn't shut up about it. The hospital visits, the things he'd have to do for Kat, preparing a baby room. Babies are expensive, and ask a lot of your time. There is no way in hell that we wouldn't have noticed this by now (because Phil has a track record of not being able to shut his fucking face), and Phil being annoyed by having to go to the hospital for exams, echos, and what not.

Also, I hope to fuck that Kat isn't pregnant. Imagine having Phil as a father, you can bet your ass that Kat would be doing everything on her own. Phil would only yell at the kid asking for attention, and otherwise ignore it. I can imagine Phil yelling: "KAT GET THE KID OUT OF HERE, I AM WORKING!"

Then, one day in school, all kids have to tell about their parent's work. Imagine having to say that your dad sits on his ass all day playing video games but never has time to play with you. That poor kid would end up severely emotionally stunted.

So yeah, I am sticking with my original assumption, that it's going to be a fucking boring nothing-burger.
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