LogFAQs > #925639768

Jesus fucking Christ, where do I even begin.

How about Phil's choice of words? He kept saying no one guessed it and that he managed to keep the cat a secret. I believe keeping something secret and outright lying about it are two VERY distinct and different things. People have been saying he will reveal he had a cat, or that he would break that very same news, but I guess all those people were wrong huh?

Apparently they had the thing since last Christmas. But even though our boy is in the worst financial situation of his life, buying expensive food, kitty litter, toys, etc for the thing, is no issue at all. You can fucking bet your ass that the cat is going to be held "hostage" for money. "Please tip me so the cat can eat" and other shit.

And why are people surprised by this? He lied about his taxes and used the money to fly Kat across the country. He lied about his wedding, and now it turns out he has this cat for the last 8 months, yet people keep throwing him money.

Speaking of throwing him money, the way donations went was.... suspicious to say the least. He got a 300 something dollar tip while he was taking a break/on the toilet, and after the goal was met, he received another 1.000 dollar donation. I am pretty damn sure that the person who made that last donation (PlanetJeff, from my understanding he is a widower, his wive must be rolling in her grave..) was in on this. Phil didn't acknowledge this donation, and it came AFTER he met the 1k goal. My bet is that he contacted Phil, telling him he wanted to donate the entire 1k, but Phil told him to wait. Because he he donated the 1k upfront, no one else would have to donate anymore.

So you fucking paypigs, well fucking done. You all motherfuckers paid this irredeemable scumbag over 2k dollars, just to learn he was lying about having a cat for the past 8 months. And he is irredeemable because he had the poor thing declawed. That is unusually cruel for a cat.

And PlanetJeff, get some fucking help. See a therapist or something. Phil is not your friend, you are a means to an end for him, the only thing he cares about is your money. You could literally have used that 1000 dollars for ANYTHING, yet you decided to spend it on someone who is a notorious liar, who also completely spat in your face, because with your donation, Phil managed to hit the 2k stretch goal, which was curiously omitted. He has already thrown you under the bus for giving him 1k, what you suppose will happen when you stop giving him money?

And anyone still believing that Phil is bad off financially... good job, you all played yourselves. Just like I said, everyone will get the reveal, at least they didn't have to pay for it.

Now watch and see how Phil will monetize his cat even further.
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