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| Topic | Imagine this: you've been hired as a guard. Your first post is a pottery room. |
| faramir77 08/25/19 6:46:00 PM #1: | Literally nothing special about the pottery in the room, just a bunch of identical jars and a few crates, presumably full of more jars. You're bored as shit, but you recognize this is necessary in achieving your goal of having a job in a more involved law enforcement position. Hours into your first shift, a kid comes into the room, straight up DESTROYS every jar in the room, including a few that were placed up high, which like Dennis the Menace or some shit, he destroys with a fucking slingshot that you swear he wasn't carrying when he walked in. Turns out there was a bit of money in most of these jars, and he picks up every bit of it. Then he ninja-rolls into one of the crates, and this huge ass spider comes flying out, which the kid proceeds to stab to death. Then he walks out of there without saying a single word. Imagine that. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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