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Topic | Bones is a terrible bad TV Show. |
DarthAragorn 10/11/19 2:12:35 PM #30: | King Rial posted... Doe posted...Now, there are episodes where some guy was killed by one of his unexposed wisdom teeth being pushed into his brain by a karate chop against his neck. They'll have the body in the lab and the side couple will talk about how his perforated lungs look like the peanut squash spaghetti they're eating. Bones and the main guy will shit around talking to random people with crazy jobs including a moon landing denier, a trophy buck hunter who goes out into the blistering cold naked to be more inconspicuous, and a grieving widow who off-handedly mentions how he wanted to go to the dentist. Then they'll discover in the lab that he was actually stabbed in the head to death but there was no entry wound because his eyeball had already decomposed into being unrecognizable. The main guy will assault a hapless witness for being "uncooperative" and then Bones will have a Eureka moment as she realizes the pole flag in the moon landing denier's studio had been moved a bit as shown by the markings of the lunar sand, deducing that traces of flesh will still be on its shaft. The moon landing denier tries to get violent and then the may guy shoots him and everyone high fives. It really is I'm honestly not sure if he just made it all up or literally summarized an episode from the later seasons ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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