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@Doom_Art posted...

BilalPowell posted...

Shouldve gone in the octagon with Joe Biden

I don't even like Biden but he would rip Trump apart

@DanHaren2019 posted...

biden would most definitely destroy trump.

yall think Trump has ever won a physical fight in his life? lmao

In typical democrat vs republican fashion, this is how the fight would unfold (spoiler: trump wins)

- HBO 24/7 follows both fighters for a month, pre-fight.

- Democrats get angry that Biden is fighting, they insist that a female, tri-racial, sapiosexual otherkin fight 45 instead and boycott his trainign camp.

- Biden and/or his MMA coach make a comment like "I am going to make him cry like a girl" and instantly the tumblcrats start criticizing Biden, insisting he drops out of the fight.

- a bewildered, stressed out Biden coach is fired, and replaced by an Tae-bo instructor.

- Republicans insist that Biden's Flinstones vitamins are a performance enhancement drug. CNN, MNSBC, AOC, Tlaib and Kirsten Gillbrand and Kamala Harris hold panels discussing whether Flinstones vitamins are a PED, while David Duke and Richard Spencer bring 45 steroids and human growth hormones so military and police doctors can lace his big macs with them.

*fight day*

- Republicans whine that Biden's MMA gloves don't have enough padding, point to pictures of a boxing match for the kind of gloves they want.
- Meanwhile, at the same time, they put gypsum plaster on the bandages on 45's hands before putting on the gloves: Now the old man will be hitting Biden with pretty much a cast on each hand, hidden under the gloves.
- 45 changes his coach last minute, his new coach is Floyd Mayweather Jr, and the referee suffered a mysterious disease and the new referee, last-minute change, is Floyd Mayweather Jr too (no conflict of interest there!)