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| Topic | A child delivered my package. Should I report it? |
| Yadoken 12/11/19 2:27:12 PM #40: | Something similar happened to me a few months ago. But let me tell you a little something about myself. I live a miserable life. Maybe I'm depressed. I'm possibly a liberal. Anyway, I ordered appliances and the delivery guys came. I noticed a kid. Maybe around 11 or 12. He was helping opening the boxes and cutting straps with a knife. Quickly I realized this was child abuse in the eyes of child labor laws. I called 911 because obviously this was an emergency. Long story short, I was successfully able to have those adult delivery guys executed, a job well done. My horrible existence was satiated for a few hours of smugness, and in a few short months I will have forgotten completely about this story and I will look for new lives to ruin. --- Then: Arguing with the religious using facts and logic "I have faith" Now: Arguing with liberals using facts and logic "I have a feeling" ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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