Tom had a fortune riding on this battle so he had to win. Of course, considering all the losers so far also ended up dead, that was motivation as well. As he entered the arena he saw across the way a fairly fat bald dude eating a box of doughnuts.........this should be easy he though.
Tom came prepared, he didn't just sell decorations etc, he was also in the arms business, he pulled out a sniper rifle, got down low and aimed at Simpson. "Take this you over grown ape" Tom said as he pulled the trigger.
*Ping!* the bullet bounded off homers skull and........shattered the donut in his hand!!!!!!
Homer simpson stood up, and growled "Who.........Who broke my donut!!!?!!!!"
Tom shivered a bit, maybe this wasn't going to be so easy, but, he did come prepared.
Tom pulled out a box of glazed donuts with sprinkles on top, quickly hiding the sniper rifle and ran up to Homer.
Tom "Here you go sir, I happen to have a spare box of donuts lying around you can have for just $299,999,999 dolars, which you can pay back over time with a huge interest rate!!!.
Homer looked at the donuts and drooled "Mmmmmmm super expensive forbidden donuts......".
Homer took the box of donuts agreeing to the terms and started munching down on them.
Tom "Muahahaha!! Those are poisoned donuts, you will be paralyzed in a second and then slowly die in extreme..........."
Tom stared in awe as homer, instead of becoming paralyzed continued to eat the donuts until they were all gone.
Homer "More?"
Tom shook in his boots, that was enough poison to take out a couple elephants (how do you think he got the elephants to work for him).
Homer meanwhile started rummaging through Tom's bag, looking for more donuts, but all he found was a large lump of moldable plastic and a trigger?
Homer asked "I wonder what this does?"
Tom looked down, his eyes getting very wide and exclaimed "No, don't touch tha"
Homer pulled the trigger and the plastic explosives went off creating a huge explosion.
Tom was shredded and splattered around the Arena, but homer was just slightly singed, and still hungry wandered off in search of other things to eat.
Tom rolled a 15 and homer a 17 but it doesn't matter, you can't kill homer.
