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@AlisLandale I was only 9 years old
I loved pendulum magicians so much, I had all the deck variations in max rarity
I pray to astrograph every night before bed thanking him for the salt I've harvested.
Astrograph is love I say, Astrograph is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a meta sheep
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for the superior summoning mechanic
I called him a filthy casul
He throws my cards into the ocean and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my pride hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its astrograph
I am so happy
He whispers in my ear "chain to electrumite eff
He grabs me with his powerful sorcerer hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I set my scales for astrograph
He penetrates my hand
It hurts so much but I do it for astrograph
I can feel my hand plussing as my eyes start to water
I pendulum summon 5
I want to please Astrograph
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my hand with card advantage
My dad walks in
Astrograph looks him straight in the eye and says "Draw phase zexal eff, gg?"
Astrograph leaves through the banlist
Astrograph is love, Astrograph is life

Stolen from reddit

There's a part 2 if you want it