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You've only got one play left. You've got to metaphorically put it all out on the table. Do this by literally putting it all out on the table. The only hope you have is that you've got a better dick. So go out there like Napoleon Dynamite and get those votes for Pedro.

You cant just flop out your sad softy though. You need a plan. Go to lunch. Polish up the legendary Zulfiqar and after the waitress takes your order, slam it on the table. You want it to hit with so much force that it knocks over her water glass. She's stuck there because she's already ordered and youve just made her wet. You're halfway there.

Scientists say that the human woman eye can see 7 dicks per second. So make sure to count to 10 before you put it back in. She just optically took in your dick 70 times. Have you ever looked at a dick 70 times? Every detail is forever engrained into your mind at that point. Every vein and ingrown shaft hair will haunt her dreams for years. She will eat her lunch while thinking but nothing but that dick. She will do this for every meal afterwards.

Now you're at the difficult part: Dont talk to her for years. Then casually bump into her. At this point she's been dreaming about your dick every single night since your last encounter. It's all she can think about when she sees you. She can draw it from memory but there's one thing she can't know. She must answer the riddle that's been on her mind for the past decade. "Is that dick delicious?"

Call your wife and ask if she needs anything while you're at the store. Make it seem like you're a great husband but instead your letting this other girl do a taste test. This has bought you the ten minutes you need. Congratulations. You've turned everything around in your favor.

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PSN: Jiek