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Topic	Actual conversations with my mom
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 02/15/20 10:21:15 PM #1:	A.K.A. "Shit my mom says". She's retired, borderline disabled, and lives with me. #1 Mom: "So I guess you're not gonna come help me and your uncle sort through grandma's things?" (she died in October) Me: "You...didn't ask me to help." Mom: "So I have to ASK you to help?" Me: "That is generally how it works, yes." #2 Mom: "It must be nice to just sit around and watch TV instead of cleaning up the mess in the kitchen." Me (confused): "I unloaded the dishwasher and there IS no mess." Mom: "Well...uh..." (walks off) --- "Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done. Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless" <cite>DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted [p:934436702] in Actual con... [t:78409154]...</cite> <quote>A.K.A. "Shit my mom says". She's retired, borderline disabled, and lives with me. #1 Mom: "So I guess you're not gonna come help me and your uncle sort through grandma's things?" (she died in October) Me: "You...didn't ask me to help." Mom: "So I have to ASK you to help?" Me: "That is generally how it works, yes." #2 Mom: "It must be nice to just sit around and watch TV instead of cleaning up the mess in the kitchen." Me (confused): "I unloaded the dishwasher and there IS no mess." Mom: "Well...uh..." (walks off) --- "Faster that I run, I forget the stupid things I've done. Floating on a cloud, nobody can catch me now." -- Hannah Telle, "Weightless"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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