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spanky1 posted...

Ooh! Ooh! Do David and his giant pile of human foreskins!

Yep.

6. David, the man after God's own heart, purchased his first wife by killing 200 Philistines and cutting their foreskins off to present to Saul, who at that time was king. This was after already killing the giant Goliath, which was supposed to be the sole condition for eligibility to wed her. Saul would then rewed her (or rather "give her") to some other dude just because he hated David. He was jealous of David's popularity after killing Goliath and also afraid because God had selected David to be his successor.

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