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Immortal Hulk #6

Alright, so people are creeping on everyone in Hulk's life to find him. That's creepy. And the group in charge of getting Hulk are a bunch of assholes who took that kid from issue 2. No good!

But Captain Marvel, who is in charge of Alpha Flight, has made a deal with the government to not make Sasquatch go to jail for what he did by, and she ends up gathering the Avengers to take him in. She-Hulk, in particular, seems to be most angry about the whole thing which makes sense. Why is she in a hoodie though? Interested in the next issue, but I need to rant about something.

Why the fuck are they incapable of making Captain Marvel fun? She can be a fun character! She can be interesting! She just has the most blank expression on her face in every panel and her dialogue is just such a lame hardass tone. She can be fun! Let her be fun! Carol Danvers as the joyless hardass is what has made this character get such a horrible rep. I have no idea why everyone writes her like this now.

Rant over.

Immortal Hulk #7

Initial thought: They put the car Ghost Rider in the Avengers? That seems so out of place. lol

Hulk shit talking is pretty awesome though, not gonna lie. I'm loving the idea of Hulk being so advanced in science he's close to a god. Big ups Thor.

But I guess I ought to bring up something else that bugs me. She-Hulk looks ugly now and I kinda hate that. Not because "Oh, why does she have to be attractive?" but more than being attractive is her damn draw. Now she's just another Hulk. Who cares. Why diminish her in this way to just be the other Hulk now? She was perfectly fine as a character before this. She even talks like the Hulk too. What the hell? I just don't understand the point here. Does anyone actually like this change?

Anyway, Tony nukes the area to kill Hulk. Whoops. And they actually have Captain Marvel show emotion and humanity with that kid. THANK YOU.

OH NO HULK IS IN PIECES IN JARS WHAT THE HELL. So weird but so good.

Immortal Hulk #8

lol Hulk in a jar flipping asshole scientist the bird. Love it. Dr. Clive is a good villain. Fully expecting him to eat it hard at the end of this story. Captain Marvel is trying to expose this underground government group that has Hulk. And.... Hulk snaps his fingers and fucking RIP Dr. Clive dies way faster than I expected in a totally gruesome way. Duuuuuude. Clever way that Hulk reformed though. They really should have considered that could happen though.

Immortal Hulk #9

Hey, Absorbing Man! I really like this guy and enjoy seeing him in any stories! "You're one of Hulk's greatest enemies!" "Is that a joke? I've never won against the guy." Haaaah. They give Absorbing Man a gamma injection that's like Red Hulk's powers and he vaporize/absorbs a poor little gamma mouse. :( Meanwhile Hulk is losing it because he keeps seeing his father in reflections and wants him gone.

So Absorbing Man ends up brawling with Hulk and he and his ball and chain just straight up beats down Hulk and drains his gamma energy, making him look rather malformed. But when Hulk hits him, the demon thing ends up in Creel and......... well that's a fucking nightmare. Holy shit. What the hell.

Gotta stop for the night but god damn what.

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