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Swiss Army Knife - Is a tool not a weapon. It can be used as a weapon sure, but so can everything else.

Frostmourne - Not a fan of WoW in the slightest, but I would never speak against some of its excellent designs. Frostmourne is beautiful, and cool as ice. I dig the asymmetry at the base of the blade too. The hilt has a friendly demon goat (Satan?) face on it which I assume this one doesn't talk. That's too bad, I could use a friend.

Z-Saber - Zero is a stand-up guy with a kickass energy sword. Problem is I always liked Proto Man more, if only because of his pre-battle whistle... anyway the blade itself is reminescent of a lightsaber so that must mean it's automatically top tier.

Excalipoor - Clearly the best sword in Final Fantasy history, maybe in video game history. Maybe in world history! Just look at those smooth edges, those wavy ridges. Just imagine wielding this beast when some poor fool tries to step up on you, wouldn't stand a chance. What could possibly threaten you now, when you carry the bane of all other weapons. Hmm? It only does 1hp damage per hit? Oh well fuck this thing.

Chainsword - Surprisingly knew nothing at all about Warhammer until I looked it up. Seems to be exclusive to PC so perhaps not that surprising then. Anyways the Man At Arms video made this seem like just a regular damn chainsaw, like yeah it's way fancier, and wayyyy heavier, but still a chainsaw. The in game footage didn't impress me much either. Gears of War probably does it better.

Blades of Chaos - Many points for originality here, these beauties had me mesmerized when I first played the original God of War when I was 15 and could only play it at my friend's house since I was a sheltered boy. All I really cared about were the boobs anyway. When none of those were around though you can bet I was having a blast shredding through ancient monsters watching these babies dance all over the screen. Chubby swords extended by chains, such an effective method of disemboweling anything that stands five feet from you in any direction.

Darksaber - This is my least favorite lightsaber! That includes lightsaber-esque weapons. Just was never a fan of the black blade idea, always held firm that light can't be straight black. A black lightsaber should be purple, and oh we already have those and it's the best color anway. We didn't need this thing... but I suppose I do appreciate how it was integrated into the history of Mandalorians. It's not strictly a lightsaber, it's a "special" lightsaber. I can accept that. Still don't care for it and really hope it never appears in live action.

Ultimate Tier:
Lightsabers
Oathbringer
Caladbolg
Frostmourne
Blades of Chaos

Beautifully Poor Tier:
Excalipoor

Terrific Tier:
Buster Sword
Graceful Dahlia
Z-Saber
Monado
Dothraki Arakh
Stormbreaker

Intriguing Tier:
Napoleon
Star Dragon Sword

This Exists Tier:
Darksaber

Basic Tier:
Ashandarei
Chainsword
Sord

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